erestor

Thank you to the dear Ladies who wished me a happy birthday.

I am thousands of years old, millions if you believe Mel, and I still look younger than a 25 year old human :D

Birthday kisses this way!

By nienna_weeper  - one of my spies!

Happy Birthday to you, melethen !






Wishing you a wonderful day full of joy and happiness :D

Happy Birthday to you, weepingnaiad !





May your day be full of joy and happiness :D

Happy Birthday to you, naledi_seren .

Happy Birthday Elflover59!





Wishing you a happy day!

Happy Birthday zilah1 !













Wishing you a fun and relaxing day!

Happy Birthday Dear Lady aglarien1 .








Best wishes on your happy day.

Damn!



It seems that Ereolas was telling more of the truth than I suspected he was.


It is not often that I am wrong but apparently he was telling me the truth when Mel lied about him. Little four year old Mel is so convincing. Happily, Glorfindel gave him a spanking for telling lies and trying to blackmail Ereolas. Adult Mel topped it off by turning him to a wooden doll so he couldn't cause any more mischief, but that was after kicking Binky's dog and Mel.


On the other hand - I am glad that Mel lies and blackmails so well, these are skills he will need as an adult if he ever chooses to take up spying and if he becomes an ambassador to another realm he will certainly have to be skilled in such arts. For the little brat to foll me he must be damnably good at it.


Oh well! I suppose all you ladies will get to see what is behind the wall after all. Ereolas has apologised to Binky - did it straight after I had questioned him in fact. I am sure it was damage limitation rather than being truly repentant about stealing her cake. Anyway, Legolas fell for it and asked me not to spank our youngest ion.


Only a fool denies the one they love, plus I want sex tonight!


How I hate backtracking. Who would have thought my kids could run rings around me when absolutely no one else ever can.


I am not going to lose any sleep over it and the conclusion is probably for the best anyway.

 


As you all know my ion ereolasis telling the story of his scurrilous life to Binky. We did not raise him to be scurrilous but it happened anyway. However, that is beside the point.

Poor, sweet, innocent Binky ran out of cake and my much larger than a human ellyth ion, Ereolas, threw a hissy fit! He stormed off through the elf portal to find four year old Mel and made him reveal the location of Binky's secret cake stash.

Happily, Binky had changed the hiding place several weeks ago so Ereolas told her that if elves do not get cake they could actually die! I am pleased to tell you that Binky replied, "Go on then!"

Ereolas said that he was not having a hissy fit, he merely went off to get some cake so he could bring it back and tell the story. After interrogating Binky and Mel most thoroughly I am satisfied that my ion is lying.

Interestingly he does not deny telling Binky that he would die without cake.


Now, I think I should spank him! What do all you ladies think?

Happy Birthday, Dear Lady!